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CODEC: Commander Keen

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*ring ring*

Snake: It's just a kid, Colonel.

Colonel: We're not just dealing with some kid.  That kid is Billy Blaze.  Mr. 314, himself:  Commander Keen.

Snake: 314?  Like Pi?

Colonel: Yes.  He is about 8 years old, but his IQ of 314 shows; He built his own spaceship, the Bean-with-Bacon Megarocket.

Snake: It also looks like he knows about pogo sticks.

Colonel: Indeed, he does...and stun guns.

Snake: Why does he remind me of some guy I read about when I was in Germany?

Colonel: Think of a man named William P. Blazkowicz when you dispatch him.

Snake: What?
Commander Keen

Wii-Remote sound: "Let's blast!"

Victory Theme: "Make It Tighter" from The Armageddon Machine

Trophy Text: Billy Blaze is a mild-mannered child prodigy with an IQ of 314 by day, but he is also intergalactic hero Commander Keen. When danger is afoot, he climbs into his backyard-built Bean-with-Bacon Megarocket with his trusty stun zapper and Pogo stick. His greatest enemies to date include the Vorticons from Mars, Mortimer McMire - a rival child with an IQ of 315, and even vegetables in his own dreams.

First Appearance: Commander Keen Episode I: Invasion of the Vorticons from Mars, 12/1990
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Nice work! I love Commander Keen so much.